01.16.07

K so we all know how this is supposed to get done. I'll prolly end up with more than 3 posts a week not by want but more because I have a soul that likes to talk. Not so much a soul as a little person that lives somewhere in my head who weighs approximately 6lbs. I'm estimating he/she weighs 6 lbs cuz the average human head is 8 and i think the skull would weigh around 2. 2lbs is more than you think. Ever pick up a pound o chocolate at the grocery store and noticed it's volume. It always surprises me! I find a lot of things surprising though. That is why little things amuse me and little things should amuse all. It sure as hell makes life more interesting.

Now take for example the ibuprofen that is on the floor next to my bed. It is a single tablet. I've seen it there several time... I'm going to guess 11, I could be way off. Out of that many times, I have only felt the need to move it, ie throw it away or take it, about 2 of those times. Yet for some strange reason, this lone ibuprofen lays on the floor next to the power surger and dust mites. It's not that I haven't had sore muscles or a headache. I take ibuprofen almost every day. I remember when 'he' fell out of my hand. It was after a bingeful night of rum and coke and almost puking but keeping composure. That's been 3 weeks I bet. A lot of headaches and other aches have happened since then... why does he not get wanted by me? Do I find him dirty? Not really, I'm the one that lives here and cleans here etc. I would find myself dirty if I found him so. I rather like to think myself very cluttered and slow in the cleaning process. Personal hygiene is always above those standards when vain.

By the way, if you have actually read this far into my new blog, Thanks. I find them therapeutic because no one really wants to HEAR someone ramble nor hear themself. Well... some people DO like to hear themselves talk! Why is themself not a word? WTF? And I think I'm going to write to Webster's Dictionary and tell them to add the word "orchuated". It's about time that is an official word. And I think allergetic should be a word too. It sounds like a real word and reminds me of pollen and bees and the movie "My Girl". Dunno bees go with that movie.

Okay I need to go get the electric blanket and thaw out while appropriately watching "ICE AGE: THE MELTDOWN" cute so far but I did lose interest already and well that's sad, it's a cartoon. The first one was already much better. Ciao.